PLEASE READ OUR PROFILE BEFORE YOU MESSAGE US. So a little about us... We are a married couple, been together for 10 years now, although married only 4 of them. We have 2 dos, 2 dogs and we're living the American dream. We are deeply in love with each other and do not use this as a marital aid- we just enjoy the fun! That being said, down to the nitty-gritty :) Mr is military, therefore does have occasional obligations that require long-term travel. He is in good shape, although not a "gym rat." Clean cut and larger than average below the belt with oral skills that more than please. He finds humor in everything- and almost always on the dirty side. He's also a great friend- he'll give you the shirt off his back and then some if you need it. Mrs is a nurse (you see the American dream theme here?) and a petite firecracker. She's all of 5', slim but not athletic, and sports a lovely handful at a 34D. She's generally shy and reserved at first, but opens up with the right company. Her humor is a little more warped than most, a product of her profession most likely. Interested in knowing a little more? Send us a message (sorry we don't use the IM feature here) So we are now free members on this site. Thanks to the downgrade we are unable to read messages. You can find us on SLS with a very similar name so see us there...

My Ideal Person As far as who we'd like to meet... Some one closer to our age group, maybe around 5-10 years older, younger welcome as well. Honesty, communication, and safety are paramount for us- and should be to you as well. Condoms are must and are non-negotiable, both for Mr (on our side) and Mr (on your side).

For the mythical single female (aka Unicorn)- if you're interested, we're interested, end of story! Mrs is especially interested in finding a lady playmate for fun both in and out of the bedroom. Sometimes when Mr is traveling, she could really use some solo lady playtime!

For single males- we'd like to find a single bi or bi-curious male to join in on our fun. We aren't big into physicality, although general hygiene is a must. Mrs isn't a size queen, so don't start your communication with her just listing your member's size- instant turn off for her. *If you have a dick pic as your profile pic, we aren't interested...please move along* Respectful and intelligent conversations are a must. Other than that, we are pretty flexible.

For couples- oh what can we say?! We enjoy full swap, same room play. We are secure in our relationship and ask for the same. Neither of us are interested in another marriage partner; we aren't poly and can't offer feelings beyond friendship. We aren't Ken and Barbie- and we certainly don't expect Ken and Barbie playmates either. Granted physical attraction is important, it isn't the ONLY attraction, if you catch the drift here....